i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You need a sexual gate keeper
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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