This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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