I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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