oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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