OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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