He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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