Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize