I think im going to throw up on grandma
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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