you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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