can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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