Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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