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say what?
wanna hang out?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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