The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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