plz talk dirty to me
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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