I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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