Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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