This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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