My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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