Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
