You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My feet surprised me
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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