Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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