Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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