New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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