I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I need to sanitize my soul.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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