So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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