matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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