If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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