I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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