You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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