i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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