Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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