i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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