I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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