Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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