he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It was like giving head to a cactus.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize
