now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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