woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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