$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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