So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
