He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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