Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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