Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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