so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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