I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I supernannyed him into submission
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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