wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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