Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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