Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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