Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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