Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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