I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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