please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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