is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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